Today, after faking my orgasms for several years, I found out that my boyfriend has been telling his friends that I'm super loose because he doesn't feel anything when I'm cumming. FML
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Today, I tried faking an orgasm for the first time, because I thought it would be sexy for my boyfriend. He stopped to ask me if I was okay. I guess I'm not good at faking it. FML
Today, the quality of my sex life reached a new low. I faked my orgasm. And so did he. FML
Today, I was telling my boyfriend I had fake orgasms all the time to piss him off. He replied, "That's OK, I'm f***ing three other girls." FML
Today, my boyfriend got off for real for the first time during sex. Apparently, he's been faking it for the past two months. I didn't even know guys could do that. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 11 months told me that she's been faking her orgasms the whole time. Just to make me "proud" of myself. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me if I have ever or would ever fake an orgasm. I assured him that I wouldn't, when he has actually never given me one. I didn't have the heart to tell him. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over a year said she has been faking her orgasms since the first time we've had sex. FML
Today, I realized how amazing I've become at faking orgasms: I made up everything from the noises of my juices to pure, blissful climax over the phone to my husband. He came; I finished putting laundry away. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate. It was his first time, which I guess explains him sticking his hand down my panties and practically bitch-slapping my vagina for the next 20 or 30 seconds. I stupidly faked an orgasm just to get him to stop. Now he thinks he's some kind of sex god. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend finger me for the first time. Today, I also learned, after fifteen very, very long minutes of it, how to fake an orgasm. FML
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KingDarsh 5
its your own fault if you cant talk about being unsatisfied in the bedroom with him and trying to make changes so both of you can enjoy it. his assumptions are just based on the lie you have been telling him
NostalgiaFreak9 41
I clicked YDI the second I read "after faking my orgasms for several years". You could, oh I don't know, try communicating with him if he doesn't satisfy you.
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KingDarsh 5
its your own fault if you cant talk about being unsatisfied in the bedroom with him and trying to make changes so both of you can enjoy it. his assumptions are just based on the lie you have been telling him
Judy Hughes 4
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no it is not overlord.
Aikeo 13
Some women can’t ******, no matter how hard they try. Search it up.
bobsanction 18
Then they should probably convey that information to their partner.
RichardPencil 30
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Why is he admitting to his friends that he has a pencil dick?
Waxman_ 6
am i missing some wordplay here ??????? ???????
Waxman_ 6
meant to say "am i missing some wordplay here Richard Pencil?" guess FML doesn't do italics
RichardPencil 30
Ya think?!?! Heh-heh-heh ;)
worldclassrager 39
Now you can stop faking and help him out...keep it under wraps he may never know the difference...just lost his touch so to speak
NostalgiaFreak9 41
I clicked YDI the second I read "after faking my orgasms for several years". You could, oh I don't know, try communicating with him if he doesn't satisfy you.
Blade Sorren 5
You are not meant to be it seems.... TRUST ME!!!!!! Why you been with him for several years is beyond me.
Ben Bates 3
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You probably are loose. Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
Rainbow_dumpster 28
You know, talking with your boyfriend about it does wonders. ;)
manb91uk 22
If you’re not mature enough to have a frank conversation about sex and to guide him towards mutual pleasure, you aren’t mature enough to be making whoopie in the first place.
issasenn 5
Clearly he not mature talking about something loose he childish
Judy Hughes 4
This is why we do Kelglar vaginal exercises. You can make him cum in MOST 3 minutes. Not to be confused with kebler elves. Elf prob 1.3 seconds
Judy Hughes 4
Unless Legolas. Takin' my time...
amarie2009 22
You mean Thranduil, would not have to fake that LOL!!!
amarie2009 22
That's your own fault. In a relationship you don't fake, you talk about things like that. Teach him how you want it to be done, if he is doing it wrong.