Today, a tornado watch has been instituted in my town. At this moment, I have violent diarrhea, and my toilet sits right in front of a window. FML
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Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML
Today, a cyclone hit my city. Though everywhere else is flooding, my house is fine. Well, that was until the toilet decided to overflow and regurgitate the entire town's sewerage. So now my only bathroom is covered in sewage, and I can't go anywhere else because of the flooding. FML
Today, I'm constipated AND having diarrhea at the same time. It feels like I'm going to explode. FML
Today, is the day I graduate. Today is the day I have explosive diarrhea and I haven't moved far from the toilet since I woke up this morning. FML
Today, the weather man announced that today's forecast will include heavy rain and hail in my city. Normally, this wouldn't be a big deal. However, my house has no roof at the moment. FML
Today, I have horrible diarrhea because of IBS. If I was at home, this wouldn't be that big of an issue, but I'm at work and I don't have access to a bathroom all the time. I also found out I have about 10 minutes to get to the toilet or else I'll probably shit myself. FML
Today, my entire family, myself included, has been turned into a collective diarrhea fountain after going out to eat. We only have one bathroom. FML
Today, my house was robbed while I sat helplessly on the toilet with violent diarrhoea. I could hear them laughing hysterically. FML
Today, while watching TV at my mother's house, a tornado warning came across the screen. After being in the dark, nasty basement for half an hour, my mom realized she was watching a recorded show, and that tornado warning was for 2 weeks ago. FML
Today, it's been two days since my upstairs neighbour's toilet started flooding both our apartments. I have to go to the bathroom with an umbrella. FML
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skitzofreniks 5
Front row seating to a real life viewing of "Twister"!
Zestus 19
Wasn't there once a guy who was in the crapper when a tornado came and picked his bathroom up and deposited it like 200 yards away? Not making that up.
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Comments (257)
mjp253 0
he's okay. nothing happened in north Carolina yesterday, I would know.
yscpunkchick 14
if its just a watch, dont be such a damn baby. the warnings are what you need to worry about
lolmyendoff456 7
hahahaha as soon as I read this I started lmao :D
savfd645 7
it's just a tornado watch. that means that there are favorable conditions for tornados. doesnt necessarily mean there is gonna be a tornado while you are on the shitter.
whosechairisthat 0
what a great idea. " and then we'll put a toilet right here, ya know, where u get half naked, and we will put a window right in front of it." brilliant.
sportsphotogirl 0
a tornado watch is not the same as a warning. a watch means it could happen. a warning means take cover. I am sure you will be fine.
garrardgirl 0
Dude, tornado watches aren't that bad! My county has had one everyday this spring. we have one right now! If it was a tornado warning, then maybe I would not go to the bathroom.
garrardgirl 0
so, while a tornado is swirling away to your house,, you fml about it? cool(:
jennapokorny 0
umm... its just a watch, not a warning.
neon_neon 0
Well, you should be fine. A watch doesn't really mean much. Warnings are when they suggest taking cover. So go poop.