Today, my mom, who is relatively new to Facebook, posted on her friend's wall, telling her about her recent diagnosis of vaginal thrush. She assumed that her wall post was private. Six of my friends liked the post. FML
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Today, my girlfriend finally got a Facebook account. Too bad she doesn't know the difference between a wall post and a message. She just described how much she enjoyed our sex last night, in great detail. My mom liked it. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me over Facebook. Unfortunately, she "accidentally" posted it on my wall instead of sending me a message, so the whole world could see it. My mom liked her post. FML
Today, my mum thought it was perfectly acceptable to post a status on Facebook about how well she is healing up after her hemorrhoid surgery, and tag me in it. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to see one of my "friends" had used my account to post a coming-out story. It had comments on it such as "I knew it!" "Finally." and "That explains so much." FML
Today, my girlfriend "accidentally" set her relationship status to "single", and 20 of my friends "liked" it, including my mom. FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML
Today, I registered on an irritable bowel support group, unknowingly linking it to my Facebook wall. FML
Today, I found out my mom had a miscarriage before I was born. I had no idea about this, and the reason I found out was that she posted it on Facebook, where I'm friends with her. She feels fine posting about this to complete strangers but not talking to me about it? FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook and found out that my own mother unfriended me because she didn't want her new boyfriend to know that she had a daughter. FML
Today, my mom friended all my friends on Facebook then thought it'd be a good idea to try and act like a teen so she'd be considered 'cool'. FML
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Top comments
RebekahBrooke 9
Teach her. For your own sake.
BeatlesObsessed 12
I think this is more of an FHL. Poor mom, that's really embarrassing!
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Comments (125)
Buttsexpirate 9
What kind of friends do you have?
rainer13 11
Awesome ones
supnowww 0
The friends that hang around 'that small port of your booty' called "argh.."
supimnyancat 9
Your mom knows how to get around.
bigAC 6
das nasty ...
sheethapins 13
Explain to her it's Facebook, not Vaginabook.
KiddNYC1O 20
You forgot to say "over", Stewie. Over.
KailyKii 11
Even when your sentence ends with what? Over.
sheethapins 13
Just post this debate on Vaginabook, over.
rockindyl22 0
ends with what? over.
Locoluis 15
90% of Facebook users have no idea about those sorts of things. I love it when their silly, unrealistic expectations of privacy get shattered. If they only knew what kind of person runs the place...
FMtechL 0
Why be so hater-ish??
ByronJess 17
And 90 percent of FML commenters like to make up false percentages to make it look like they know what they're talking about.
cosmosis 12
And 95% of FML would agree with 46
CTM0 3
I now love you
mk58 31
Prepare for your friends never letting this go.
sabrinaFML 0
True dat
afulks78 11
N00b haha ;) but that's akward..
ninjuh_wingman 29
Moms shouldnt be allowed on facebook
LadyLol_fml 15
sorry, twas me that thumbed it down 94, was trying to thumb it up! D:
FMtechL 0
What's vaginal thrush?
FMtechL 0
I'm too scared, I bet it's going to be some scary looking va-jay-jay..
lil_ham1644 29
It's a yeast infection
Steve95401 49
6 of your "friends" liked her status? That's really creepy!
JavIin 0
They "liked" it for a laugh, duh. People do it all the time.