Today, my mom, who is relatively new to Facebook, posted on her friend's wall, telling her about her recent diagnosis of vaginal thrush. She assumed that her wall post was private. Six of my friends liked the post. FML
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Today, my girlfriend finally got a Facebook account. Too bad she doesn't know the difference between a wall post and a message. She just described how much she enjoyed our sex last night, in great detail. My mom liked it. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me over Facebook. Unfortunately, she "accidentally" posted it on my wall instead of sending me a message, so the whole world could see it. My mom liked her post. FML
Today, my mum thought it was perfectly acceptable to post a status on Facebook about how well she is healing up after her hemorrhoid surgery, and tag me in it. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to see one of my "friends" had used my account to post a coming-out story. It had comments on it such as "I knew it!" "Finally." and "That explains so much." FML
Today, my girlfriend "accidentally" set her relationship status to "single", and 20 of my friends "liked" it, including my mom. FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML
Today, I registered on an irritable bowel support group, unknowingly linking it to my Facebook wall. FML
Today, I found out my mom had a miscarriage before I was born. I had no idea about this, and the reason I found out was that she posted it on Facebook, where I'm friends with her. She feels fine posting about this to complete strangers but not talking to me about it? FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook and found out that my own mother unfriended me because she didn't want her new boyfriend to know that she had a daughter. FML
Today, my mom friended all my friends on Facebook then thought it'd be a good idea to try and act like a teen so she'd be considered 'cool'. FML
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Top comments
RebekahBrooke 9
Teach her. For your own sake.
BeatlesObsessed 12
I think this is more of an FHL. Poor mom, that's really embarrassing!
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Comments (125)
Joey44 15
This is much, much, much more FHL than FYL. Imagine having to face all your kid's friends after that one D:
alycion 38
What's so embarrassing about a yeast infection? It's quite common in women especially after taking certain meds. Yea oops she posted it publicly but honestly in the long run its not like she posted she had some std. Easier to learn from something like what she did.
perdix 29
I had to look that up! I didn't know it was a yeast infection. I always thought it was a little bird that lives in the pussy willows.
KiddNYC1O 20
That would be a Twat Sparrow.
memob123 0
No...perdix....no
poopdollar123 4
or a **** crow.
causticgirl 6
I am reading this shit and crying. (from the laughter)
godisnowhere41 5
I bet you're thinking of a yellow-bellied sap sucker.
Szaszaspasz 26
Perhaps a type of swallow
obamathellama 0
Damn noobs...
obamathellama 0
Facebook should have an instruction booklet.
katiekarnif 9
your mum shouldnt have that many of your friends on fb. but yeah, fhl and yours...
CuteGinger 2
I don't even.. How do you get that?
alycion 38
Medications. Yeast imbalance in system. Can be caused by diet or other infection. Last time I had a cold I got oral thrush. That can be caused by certain mouthwashes. Surprisingly, being too clean can cause yeast infections because it can throw off the natural bacterial balance of your body. Hundreds of different causes for any type of yeast infection. Most are normal every day activities. That's why they are so common.
nelsokev 6
FT moms L
FortuneCookie3 1
your moms private info isnt to private. F yalls life
HetaliaFreak 10
*mom's *too
HetaliaFreak 10
Crap, sorry! *to
cupcakedoom 3
Most ladies have a ******, antibiotics can even cause yeast infections. No big deal.