nu_ravers_101
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Thanks but no thanks
Today, I went surfing. One of my instructors came up to me and told me that the other, good looking, instructor didn't have a girlfriend. Who then turned around and said, "I do if you are trying to set me up with her." FML
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rawrkira 3
Most people don't look so hot after swimming, it's probably not your fault OP. But either way, he's a douche to say that in front of you.
ArtIsResistance7 1
Knock him over the head with your board. If you hit him hard enough, he might become delusional enough to actually go out with you!
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kaileigh10 2
WHOA!!! That's messed up, but oh so funny!
DinoJr69 0
haha wow you must be hideous
danielandres1205 0
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TheRedRocket 0
maybe he meant it so that he would have one when when he met you? i mean like you would be his girlfriend if he met u. make sense?
mycomment 0
27, big fail
Mandy_fml 0
To be honest, I wouldn't want to go anyway if that's how rude he is to your face. Good save, OP.
nu_ravers_101 0
actually everlasting pain, i am in marthas vineyard where you CAN surf. so don't try and be a smart ass
keenster 0
that fml sucked....
texansdiva 0
what a jackass. that sucks.
nu_ravers_101 0
dont hate the player, hate the game loser