nu_ravers_101
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Thanks but no thanks
Today, I went surfing. One of my instructors came up to me and told me that the other, good looking, instructor didn't have a girlfriend. Who then turned around and said, "I do if you are trying to set me up with her." FML
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rawrkira 3
Most people don't look so hot after swimming, it's probably not your fault OP. But either way, he's a douche to say that in front of you.
ArtIsResistance7 1
Knock him over the head with your board. If you hit him hard enough, he might become delusional enough to actually go out with you!
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Comments (61)
roflinyourwaffle 0
OP, no worries. plastic surgery is always an option.
T1A2Z3 34
Because one Guy doesn't want to date her? He didn't even say it was looks based...
roflinyourwaffle 0
13 is WIN if he's referring to the foreign guy who explains sarcasm in family guy. ...if not, fail.
TheIrishJaneDoe 8
I thought that at first, but his pic is a parrot. So I'm thinking he just "parrots" back the point of the FML.
unmadebed 0
that is so harsh!
arcticcatman007 0
ya I agree with #19, but if ur hott than he's retarded..... if ur not than FYL
randomlettrrs 8
i can make you hurt
killerbee54 0
you should have been like, "that's okay, I already have a boyfriend." then call him a douche
Bball_boy15 3
#10 your an idiot he doesn't have a girl when he heard she was gona ask him out he pretended
orangesodaftw 0
I would've said something along the lines of, "That's okay, I didn't want to be set up with a pretty boy douche like you anyhow."
jennabliss 0
Surfing in Massachusettes? Okay, haha. Ouch, OP. That's harsh
twinny_sc 13
Haha YDI for being fugly