nu_ravers_101
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Thanks but no thanks
Today, I went surfing. One of my instructors came up to me and told me that the other, good looking, instructor didn't have a girlfriend. Who then turned around and said, "I do if you are trying to set me up with her." FML
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rawrkira 3
Most people don't look so hot after swimming, it's probably not your fault OP. But either way, he's a douche to say that in front of you.
ArtIsResistance7 1
Knock him over the head with your board. If you hit him hard enough, he might become delusional enough to actually go out with you!
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Comments (61)
roflinyourwaffle 0
they're breeding! QUICK! GET TO THE CHOPPA!
roflinyourwaffle 0
i wonder who's an e-thug now? iicaptain, i'm not fighting; rather, i'm just roflin his waffles
codymaxey033 0
I had a hard time understanding who turned around. Not that funny.
blahzz 4
Fucktard. Kick him in the balls.
Jessicaa96145 0
iicaptain - do u have a diff pic everyday? cuz im becoming ammused with ur doggy (: OP - theres plenty of more guys out there. hes just not the right one.
KiddNYC1O 20
lol 29
Godxboredx 0
time for the bucket of ice cream. o.o
jmeg_fml 0
eh, i hate when people try to set me up. could be more about the other instructor being annoying than about you.
xoluvinshayxo 0
thats messed up ..
devilyy 2
@13 no,it's funny cause it's true :P just kidding, im sorry op =/