Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I was, "trying to change her." A week ago I asked her to stop talking to the six guys that have all previously asked her for nudes. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her reason? Not enough guys have been liking her photos on Instagram since we started dating. FML
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redcode5 17
Dumb bitch should have been dropped earlier, you are much better off without her OP.
JHPugh 19
It's the fact that they asked her for nudes. Not that she talks to some guys...
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Comments (46)
Dallydude 2
You should've loser her into the "dump truck."
commandokid 13
Not a loss you're way better off without her
amh87 11
you dodged a bullet op
tommy0614 2
Sounds to me like your better off. She probably just didn't want you to know she was sending them the nudes.
MossyMegaMan 20
Good riddance.
Etweens96 25
Better off without her dude. She sounds like she has lack of self confidence if she's sending nudes
BeTheCheeto 2
I'm sure it doesn't make it any easier, but if she's going to be like that, you deserve better! Forget about her!
sleepingweasal 3
Sounds like you had yourself a *****...
loganberrybat 11
Did she send them? If not, she respects you enough not to. The issue is with the men asking, not with your girlfriend. If you trust her this shouldn't be an issue. You have no right to ask her to stop talking to them. If she did send them however, yes, get rid.
oldsaltydawg 12
cant turn a hoe into a house wife