Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I was, "trying to change her." A week ago I asked her to stop talking to the six guys that have all previously asked her for nudes. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her reason? Not enough guys have been liking her photos on Instagram since we started dating. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, saying I was immature for making gay jokes all the time. A few hours later, I got six texts and three calls from guys I didn't know. It turns out, she put my name and number on Craigslist as a gay man seeking a relationship. FML
Today, my girlfriend of six months broke up with me. In her words, “Liking you fucked up my brain.” Later that afternoon, she posted a story of her with another dude’s arm around her. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out that her ex cheated on her when they were together, so she pegged all men the same, saying she was done with relationships, and didn't care if she hurt me or not. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me telling me I have problems communicating and that I didn't understand her. When I asked her why she didn't talk to me about this before she said "I didn't want to talk about it." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. As everything was ending, I tried to save the relationship by telling her how much I cared about her. Her response? "Please stop. You're gonna make me feel bad." FML
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redcode5 17
Dumb bitch should have been dropped earlier, you are much better off without her OP.
JHPugh 19
It's the fact that they asked her for nudes. Not that she talks to some guys...
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Comments (46)
frankenstine 10
I was going to press the " I agree.." button then realized that no, your life doesn't suck cause you're not attached to that disloyal twat any longer.
Kyp_kingofhearts 12
Guys are so disrespectful sometimes. It's rude to hit on someone's girlfriend and/or ask for nudes. When a guy does that, it's time to get in his face and let him know you don't play that shit. You might have to fight but.... so be it.
Nessco 36
Sounds like you're better off without her.
DLBL 22
Sending nudes is such a bad idea in the first place. Make a person work for it. In person, no pics. Nothing good can come from this.
hdisnfjs91 21
Sounds like you dodged a bullet with that one my guy.