Today, I went on my first date with a girl I have been infatuated with for months. At the restaurant, the waiter came while she was in the bathroom. I ordered steaks for both of us. Turns out, she is vegetarian, and doesn't like it when men are "overly aggressive." She called me a cow murderer. FML
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Today, I went on my first date in 8 years. While we were looking at the menu, the guy said: "So if you're vegetarian, why're you so fat?" FML
Today, I went on a date with a great vegan guy in my class. We went to a vegi-restaurant, I dutifully ate all the meatless dishes, but he seemed pissed about something, and other diners kept giving me angry looks. After we left, I realised I'd worn my leather jacket to the date. FML
Today, I was on a date with this guy I just met and we went to a fancy restaurant. Halfway through the meal, there was an awkward silence, and he decided to end it by saying "You know, you chew like a cow." FML
Today, a coworker invited me out for a date, totally out of the blue. I had no idea she liked me, but I did my best to impress. She ordered the most expensive steak on the menu, two bottles of wine, and eventually picked up and went home with our waiter. I got the bill. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy. As soon as we sat down at the restaurant, he immediately snatched my menu and said "You're having salad." FML
Today, I went on a date with a fun, attractive girl. She ordered off the kid's menu, drowned her food in ketchup, and said my burger with blue cheese and bacon was disgusting. FML
Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML
Today, I was eating lunch on my first date with a really pretty girl, when my ex shows up at the same restaurant and starts telling her how bad of a boyfriend I was. My date left. FML
Today, I was eating dinner with a friend when a really hot guy came up and introduced himself. He told us he was vegetarian, and I wanted to impress him so I told him I was too. I was eating a steak. FML
Today, I spent hours cooking dinner for my date. When they arrived, they told me that I'd probably not paid much attention to their dating profile, as it clearly mentioned that they were vegan, and thus couldn't eat any of the food I'd prepared. FML
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Talksyic 0
"Cow murderer" is a bit harsh, but you should have waited for her to come back to the table. YDI
playnejayne 0
definately deserve it. you should never order for someone else, you idiot.
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Comments (214)
SPN_lover666 27
YDI. You never order something for another person unless you know what they like to eat or what their allergies are. What if she was allergic to the thing you ordered for them? You are a ******* idiot OP
same_fam 9
wow....what a bitch!
DeltaDragonxx 20
While, yes, her reaction was quite uncalled for and over the top, you never, EVER, order food for someone else unless they explicitly tell you want they want or you have known them for years and know exactly what they always get at said restaurant.
PuckYouToTheFace 24
What a bitch....you were trying to be thoughtful. If a chick doesn't eat meat she's a loser anyway.
Muskrat777 13
well you are what you eat buh dum tss
cantfixme36 28
"Cow murderer" is a bit over the top, but dude, don't order for your date unless they tell you what they want. That's just common sense. What if she hated steak, or was allergic to it, or had her heart set on getting something else?
treo1262 5
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your retarded you don't order for other peoplewith out permission. I'm not vegetarian but even with that not everyone in the world likes steak
sharond23 10
she wasn't very nice about it but why in the world would you order for her? obviously you don't know her well enough to even know she's vegan.
lucasj23 11
the cow murderer thing is ridiculous. but why in the world would you irder for her? did you think she was not able to decide herself what she wanted to eat?
Hempseed 26
Controlling, much?