Let me Slytherin

Wisconsin love - 13/12/2010 17:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to speak Parseltongue to my vagina to "prepare the Chamber of Secrets for entry". FML
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lil_miss_blair 0

don't complain, your boyfriend rocks.

After that, did he conjure up an ****** with his "magic wand"?

RedPillSucks 31

You should have responded "Meh. The 'Chamber of Secrets' has been open for a long time now. Now get that 'Parseltounge' of yours working on my vajajay"

I don't know why your complaining, that is hilarious XD

Lol that is the funniest comment ever.

ahh i love him. ill take u if she doesent want you. u can open my chamber, with ur parcelmouth anytime =]

coulve been worse he could have said forbidden forrest

rawrrily33 0

Thats not an FML, thats amazing(: