Let me Slytherin

By Wisconsin love - 13/12/2010 17:35 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to speak Parseltongue to my vagina to "prepare the Chamber of Secrets for entry". FML
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lil_miss_blair 0

don't complain, your boyfriend rocks.

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SynchronicityII 0

After that, did he conjure up an ****** with his "magic wand"?

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musicismylife21 5

oh my god your boyfriend is hilarious

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tomatopants 0

If your boyfriend speaks parseltongue, you need to dump his ass immediately. Lame.

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BrazilK 0

there is always someone with a stupid question about vaginas

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Puumastafunk 0

I must try this now.

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TOL_fml 6

I think we all need to meet this boyfriend of yours. From zero to parseltounge ******' hero! I'll send my owl over with my schedule so we can arrange plans.

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auto_da_fe 2

Some girls FML about the funniest things their boyfriends do. I would love it if my boyfriend did half of those "My boyfriend said/did something silly (before whatever sexual act)."

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