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They rank 2nd after cuckoo's clocks in utterly dreadfull pointless ugly tasteless human inventions.
Agreed. Don't touch those gnomes, OP. Don't touch those gnomes!
*paragnomal
Para-gnome-al activity.
Hahahaha best prank ever!!!
You really suck at setting up cameras if you forgot the ******* doorway. YDI.
Get an alarm system also...and maybe have a cop keep an eye on the house...
You like someone to potentially break in to your house (or just let themselves in) and place gnomes in various places? Would that not freak you out???
My grandmother use to do something like this to her neighbor when my dad was a kid. She would take a pink polka-dot elephant, put it outside, freak out their drunk neighbor and when it was morning and he was sober, she took the elephant back. freaked him out every time .
My next door neighbor was terrified of pink lawn flamingos. Said they were watching her and telling the Man. Guess what the neighborhood kids decided to put in her front yard one random day a week?
Oh my goodness! I love your grandma, and I don't even know the woman. At least she probably got the guy to attend AA.
I told them gnomeageddon was coming, but no, they didn't want to listen.
Keywords
It has begun. Hide yo wife, hide yo kids; no-body is safe.
call the cops