By dickhead - 10/04/2015 22:17 - United States

Today, I bought a garden gnome to spice up my lawn. Tonight, someone threw it right through my living room window. Not only will the repairs cost a ton, my neighbor keeps saying stupid shit to me, like "You must be shattered" and "Looks like you ain't got a window gnome... more." FML
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lexiieeex3 32

I'm sorry, but who buys a garden gnome to "spice up their lawn"

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Geckosrock99 33

Douchebag neighbors

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HarshD9619 34

That neighbor sounds like someone from FML

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incoherentrmblr 21

Time to start a gnome war...

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lexiieeex3 32

I'm sorry, but who buys a garden gnome to "spice up their lawn"

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Neverafter 14

Maybe the same people who also buy those flamingos :D

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jazman195 20

I almost bought a stripper gnome once. I definitely think that would have spiced things up.

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ZombieSazza 34

People who like their garden and fancy buying a gnome? I mean, why not?

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magickitten 26

It's the use of the words 'spice up' that doesn't sit right with me.....

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CBOokami 13

If it was a fountain gnome it'd be SPLASHING!

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DetroitDov 35

If it was a cat gnome it would be SCRATCHING.

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UserOfTheMind 24

If it was a Katniss Everdeen gnome it would be CATCHING... fire.

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LittleBastard 20

#27 If you were a pun gnome, you would just get smashed against a brick wall, because you're terrible.

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ohSNAPyall 26

If it were a bandicoot gnome it would be CRASHING!

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ohSNAPyall 26

If it were a Ryan Gosling gnome it would be DASHING!

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ohSNAPyall 26

If it were an eyeball gnome it would be LASHING!

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FlubbaBubba 12

Without the garden gnome, OP will be SHORT on decorations!

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Dreamsorrow93 24

Maybe it was the gnome committing suicide because it to thought your yard sucked?

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_Peppermint_ 34

Oh man, I haven't had an FML make me laugh so hard in a while. I'm sorry about your window, though!

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Desi_D123 27

Your neighbour is either the vandal or really good at coming up with witty puns in a short time, OP.

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missambitious 21

I'm thinking it's the 1st one. They had easy access (OP wouldn't hear a car drive away) and just their reaction (like this incident is no big deal and it wasn't unexpected or out of the ordinary).

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Steffi3 40

Your neighbour is having way too much fun with this. You sure he didn't throw it?

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lolfood 24

I'm thinking that your neighbor might have been the one who threw it.

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ShowMeKay 20

Haha that would be pretty crazy though. Smash your neighbour's window just so you can make a bunch of puns about it lol

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