Health hazard

By Anonymous - 23/10/2010 08:17 - United States

Today, I watched a grizzled old gas station attendant, with a stain on her blouse, use my driver's license to pick something out of her teeth. FML
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saint_jimmy 0

After she gives it back to you, stick it down your pants and scratch your ass with it. Then just walk away. . .

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Ancarnia 0

be happy it was her teeth she fiddled with.

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DocBastard 38

She was probably trying to swipe it and missed the credit card machine.

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amandalovesyou 0

Why would you swipe a driver's license in a credit card machine?

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DocBastard 38

Probably because I read the FML entirely wrong.

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joshsgirlfriendd 0

LOL - literally.

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bigbadtim 7

That's what you get for going to the Hillbilly gas station.

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BabyyBecca 0

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww that's just grose >.> FYL!

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salaamdelroba 0

Omg...too funny! This FML is gonna make it to the Top FMLs for sure.

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saint_jimmy 0

After she gives it back to you, stick it down your pants and scratch your ass with it. Then just walk away. . .

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KikiThePug 0

And did you add that she had a stain on her blouse to be descriptive? Or to show that you hate people with just a small stain of gas that was there BECAUSE THEY WERE WORKING IN DAMN GAS STATION!? But still that's creepy and FYL.

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disney_blonde 16

And you didn't have the balls to say anything about it?

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