Harsh
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By Anonymous - 18/02/2013 07:09 - United States - Owensboro
Sounds like you're better off without him.
Tell him that's cool. He was a mercy f@$k for you anyway.
Wow what an asshole.
Simple kill his man-pride and tell him "it's okay, you have a small dick. now we're even" then just walk away.
lose some weight
send him a text that says " I can't be seen with you either, you're too ugly
Good riddance to bad rubbish!
You're American right? Thought so, yep, it's hard being seen behind you guys
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Douche.
Try using a less hurtful comment.