Harsh
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Tell him "I'm not fat. I just look big standing next to your microscopic ding-dong!" (:
Ding dong?
Yes ... "ding dong".... How do you not get it? Or are you just trying to be silly? :)
What a class act that guy is! Calling you fat when his balls are soooooo tiny...(how tiny are they)....they are so microscopic he had to text you that, as opposed to just saying it.
Lose weight then fatty
Lose weight and we will respect you
You don't have to respect her she don't give a **** who you are.
*pubes
The thing I don't get is when girls ask guys if something makes them look fat, we lie and say no, every guy does. And when they found out from someone else they do look fat, we get the blame for lying yes. But when we tell the the truth and say yes. You get pissed at us for being insensitive jerks. What do you want us to do? Lie and still be wrong? Or be truthful and still wrong?
Hes not a real boyfriend.
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Douche.
Try using a less hurtful comment.