Love, Bodyshaming, Fat and Break-ups: Harsh

Harsh

By anonymous - 14/12/2011 05:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML

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You deserved it 12 239

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Poor excuse

By worstwaytodumpagirl - 28/12/2013 22:34 - United Kingdom - Harrow

Today, my boyfriend bought me a pair of jeans. I couldn't fit into them, and he reacted to this by saying I've gotten too fat for him, and he can't be with me anymore. I took them off and saw they were a size 4. I've been a size 8 for the past 2 years, and he knows this. FML

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You deserved it 3 575

Awful line of inquiry

By teddyissmall - 14/04/2014 06:29 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML

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You deserved it 7 436

By chipmunk - 29/10/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of seven years dumped me because he said my cheeks getting way too fat for his taste and he didn't want to be with a chipmunk. FML

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You deserved it 7 680

By thinner than you - 20/11/2012 21:57 - United States - Hillsborough

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm now about 15 pounds overweight. When I called him a hypocrite as he's over 40 pounds overweight, he said that his weight didn't matter because "it's the girl's job to look hot." FML

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You deserved it 5 396

By henley - 23/07/2012 01:33

Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't want to go out with him because I was having a fat day. After ten minutes of fighting, he threw a ring box on the floor and stormed out. I basically refused his proposal because of my body issues. FML

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You deserved it 69 986

Feeders

By Anonymous - 16/11/2020 23:01

Today, my boyfriend of 5 years dumped me, after he intentionally made me fat so that I wouldn't leave him. FML

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You deserved it 992

Charming

By Anonymous - 08/10/2021 23:00 - Trinidad and Tobago

Today, my chunky boyfriend told me that he'd be less attracted to me if I gained weight. I have low self-esteem. FML

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You deserved it 166

Food fight

By hss - 30/05/2011 01:59 - United States

Today, my fiancé and I had a fight because he wouldn't let me get what I wanted to eat, even though it was my money. He said, "It's way too many calories. I'm supposed to help you lose weight." When I pointed out that I had given up a month ago, he looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can tell." FML

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You deserved it 49 792

Yikes

By nycgirl424 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years sent me a text message saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML

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You deserved it 3 264

Thanks!

By Anonymous - 18/02/2013 07:09 - United States - Owensboro

Today, I was at my boyfriend's grandmother's house meeting her for the first time. I excused myself to the restroom and as I walked out of the room I heard her say, "You could do a lot better. She's fat." Then I heard my boyfriend reply, "I know." FML

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You deserved it 5 595

beccac_boresfoff 9

Wednesday 14 December 2011 15:55

Douche.

lovepotion75 4

Wednesday 14 December 2011 16:01

Try using a less hurtful comment.

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awesomelikethat 0

Tuesday 20 December 2011 3:49

Jerk!! That so mean

BethanyC 6

Friday 30 December 2011 6:12

I hope you found him and karate chopped him in the b@lls

eboonnyy 0

Friday 13 January 2012 14:14

That's horrible nobody deserves that

reebokah27 5

Thursday 2 February 2012 2:14

That sucks

Erika159 1

Sunday 26 February 2012 5:03

That's ****** up.

ubbersucks 1

Wednesday 23 May 2012 4:26

Wtf seriously what an ass.

Parisgirl34 12

Tuesday 29 May 2012 23:30

What a jerk!

doglover100 28

Thursday 9 August 2012 4:47

He's an asshole!

iamhe 8

Saturday 20 October 2012 11:36

Did you eat more after that?

lilycanscool 6

Monday 12 November 2012 4:39

Break up with him! He's a douche!

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