Today, I finally worked up the courage to write a girl a note, with my number on it, and the words: "You're stunning. Get in touch sometime." Heart pounding, I saw her, got up, and passed her the note. Then I passed out at her feet. FML
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Today, a girl I've been crushing on for over a year finally gave me her number. I lost the note at home, but found it a few hours later. I excitedly called, only to find she'd written down the number for the local Pizza Hut. FML
Today, a girl I've liked for several years gave me her number. Finally, I worked up the courage to call her. It was a suicide help line. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to approach a girl. I've never done anything like this before. She stared me down, not saying a word, until I felt so little that I just walked away. FML
Today, I gathered the courage and wrote a love letter to put in the girl I like's school bag, at the end of classes. I felt anxious for a response. Her bag turned out to be her cousin's, and I became a joke in the classroom. FML
Today, trying to be smooth, I slipped the girl I like a piece of paper with my phone number written on it. A while later, she slipped it back to me and left the room. FML
Today, I passed the girl I like a note asking her out, signed Mark H. She picked it up, read it, turned around and asked me, "Do you know who Mark H. is?" FML
Today, a cute girl I know in passing approached me very nervously and blushing like mad. She gave me a note with a number on it, said to call her, then ran away. When I called the number later, it was one of those rejection hotlines. What the hell? FML
Today, I finally got the guts to text this cute girl at school. I started sending flirtatious texts, only to find out the hard way that she'd given me her boyfriend's number. FML
Today, I wrote my phone number on a Post-it note and gave it to a cute girl at work. She immediately threw it away. In front of me. FML
Today, I finally gathered up the guts to say hi to the girl I like. As I was walking down the hallway, I saw her and waved hello, only to walk into a bathroom door. FML
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Felling 14
Awee, how sweet. xD She'll never forget that first impression haha !
BntyHntrSeattle 30
This is when you say you have low blood sugar...
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Comments (134)
DeeLaShee 13
I think it was sweet, just a little explaining & i think it'll work out just fine.
MissMustard 20
I would have fallen for you with such cute words! Best of luck OP - you deserve a girl as sweet as you :)
akaiberry 15
She better have called you, that has to be the cutest thing I've ever heard. You seriously found her knock-down gorgeous.
Obey_StudBoii 23
For a minute I thought this was going to say somewhere along the lines "and I passed it to her and she passed it to someone else."
abbyycarper 13
She won't forget you now
Kelsey_709 9
Just play it off like you liked her shoes.
dwjp90 1
I guess you could say you were stunned.
NodakN8V 25
Is this a feeble attempt to get mouth to mouth ?
guttedbrit 26
At least you got the note to her! Stay positive she may just get in touch! :)
Chazzzor 10
You sound pretty young, I will give you the advise I gave my son. Don't focus your attention on just most beautiful girls. They get lots of attention and do not really appreciate your attention. Look around and get to know the girls who may look more ordinary, they will appreciate your attention. It doesn't mean look for the most unattractive girl, just don't focus on the most pretty and popular ones.
Zebediabolical 43
... but if you bring home ugly grandkids I'll disown you.
rivaraven 35
Well we don't really know what the girl looks like. She could be a perfect model fit but maybe she's gorgeous to him but not for the whole society. So..