Today, I finally worked up the courage to write a girl a note, with my number on it, and the words: "You're stunning. Get in touch sometime." Heart pounding, I saw her, got up, and passed her the note. Then I passed out at her feet. FML
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Today, a girl I've been crushing on for over a year finally gave me her number. I lost the note at home, but found it a few hours later. I excitedly called, only to find she'd written down the number for the local Pizza Hut. FML
Today, a girl I've liked for several years gave me her number. Finally, I worked up the courage to call her. It was a suicide help line. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to approach a girl. I've never done anything like this before. She stared me down, not saying a word, until I felt so little that I just walked away. FML
Today, I gathered the courage and wrote a love letter to put in the girl I like's school bag, at the end of classes. I felt anxious for a response. Her bag turned out to be her cousin's, and I became a joke in the classroom. FML
Today, trying to be smooth, I slipped the girl I like a piece of paper with my phone number written on it. A while later, she slipped it back to me and left the room. FML
Today, I passed the girl I like a note asking her out, signed Mark H. She picked it up, read it, turned around and asked me, "Do you know who Mark H. is?" FML
Today, a cute girl I know in passing approached me very nervously and blushing like mad. She gave me a note with a number on it, said to call her, then ran away. When I called the number later, it was one of those rejection hotlines. What the hell? FML
Today, I finally got the guts to text this cute girl at school. I started sending flirtatious texts, only to find out the hard way that she'd given me her boyfriend's number. FML
Today, I wrote my phone number on a Post-it note and gave it to a cute girl at work. She immediately threw it away. In front of me. FML
Today, I finally gathered up the guts to say hi to the girl I like. As I was walking down the hallway, I saw her and waved hello, only to walk into a bathroom door. FML
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Felling 14
Awee, how sweet. xD She'll never forget that first impression haha !
BntyHntrSeattle 30
This is when you say you have low blood sugar...
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Comments (134)
SentrytheDefient 4
this reminds me of the sandlot :) Im sure you didn't screw up nearly as much as you might think
uzee 29
You can say that you wanted to prove your words about her being "stunning" :D
Smoxxii 17
At least she knows you love her! That is so cute, OP! I'd totally call you! I'm sure the rose in my profile picture is as beautiful as your sweetheart... I can't help but wonder if she called you, though... It'd be nice to know!
corporatescoundr 25
At least you got that far. You'll get through it next time. Maybe even get as far as, I don't know, hearing her response!
Inked0803 12
It's always adorable when guys get nervous shows they care what you think
bboyhomie 13
The real story is: she knew you liked her, drugged your drink and abducted you in which time you found out she wasn't human.... In fact an alien in disguise then she called the mothers ship and took you to a different planet in which you thought anal was a good idea... You didn't know it was going to be in you though. Rape is never funny
operator47 10
When you came to you should have exclaimed, "Good God! I'm lucky you weren't set on Kill!"
LilFidget 4
That's adorable and I'd call you. :3
lalaney 14
As a girl, I'd have to say that note would work ;)
Tyr888 0
She sounds like a total knock out!