Today, I finally worked up the courage to write a girl a note, with my number on it, and the words: "You're stunning. Get in touch sometime." Heart pounding, I saw her, got up, and passed her the note. Then I passed out at her feet. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, a girl I've been crushing on for over a year finally gave me her number. I lost the note at home, but found it a few hours later. I excitedly called, only to find she'd written down the number for the local Pizza Hut. FML
Today, a girl I've liked for several years gave me her number. Finally, I worked up the courage to call her. It was a suicide help line. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to approach a girl. I've never done anything like this before. She stared me down, not saying a word, until I felt so little that I just walked away. FML
Today, I gathered the courage and wrote a love letter to put in the girl I like's school bag, at the end of classes. I felt anxious for a response. Her bag turned out to be her cousin's, and I became a joke in the classroom. FML
Today, trying to be smooth, I slipped the girl I like a piece of paper with my phone number written on it. A while later, she slipped it back to me and left the room. FML
Today, I passed the girl I like a note asking her out, signed Mark H. She picked it up, read it, turned around and asked me, "Do you know who Mark H. is?" FML
Today, a cute girl I know in passing approached me very nervously and blushing like mad. She gave me a note with a number on it, said to call her, then ran away. When I called the number later, it was one of those rejection hotlines. What the hell? FML
Today, I finally got the guts to text this cute girl at school. I started sending flirtatious texts, only to find out the hard way that she'd given me her boyfriend's number. FML
Today, I wrote my phone number on a Post-it note and gave it to a cute girl at work. She immediately threw it away. In front of me. FML
Today, I finally gathered up the guts to say hi to the girl I like. As I was walking down the hallway, I saw her and waved hello, only to walk into a bathroom door. FML
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Felling 14
Awee, how sweet. xD She'll never forget that first impression haha !
BntyHntrSeattle 30
This is when you say you have low blood sugar...
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Comments (134)
Felling 14
Awee, how sweet. xD She'll never forget that first impression haha !
TheCanucklehead 22
At least he tried
BntyHntrSeattle 30
28- ... him and says, "see you next Fall!"
Mahtari 19
Confidence is key, but I give you props, OP.
webbface 25
It would be a GREAT wedding story! :) that actually is super sweet!
mcm_3 16
Don't be like that. At least he tried.
SerenaSerenadex3 13
So that's what they mean by head over heels!
AtomicDiamond87 15
I'm Purty sure that's "falling hard for her" :)
aeonsoul 12
Judging by the fact that he's here writing an FML probably means it didn't go well, like it didn't go anywhere past the fainting :/ tough luck OP
BntyHntrSeattle 30
This is when you say you have low blood sugar...
shibeep 12
Fall of shame?
RpiesSPIES 27
Actually, seeing how she's stunning, he could say her beauty literally stunned him... With another note, because otherwise he'd pass out again, or she may take it as an insult if he isn't stunned again.
Obey_StudBoii 23
Low blood sugar is nothing to joke about.
Irchell 17
N'awhh poor you, better luck next time OP.
Ian7890 23
#3 Whats with the N in the N'awhh? I just can seem to make it sound good however i sound it out.
Irchell 17
It's the Dutch way of saying awhh :p
Ian7890 23
hmm interesting
jococo7787 3
how do you know he didnt get her this time, eh?
knoxxx 22
It sounds like she's a knock-out!
UnluckyGenius 21
I agree, he must have been using "Stunning" in the literal sense.
Snazzy_Snaz 17
drop dead sexy
dca101 23
Did she give you CPR? ;)
Catkam623 27
Your supposed to use tongue in mouth to mouth to check her throat for blockages right?
perdix 29
Looks like you're falling for her :)
BntyHntrSeattle 30
More like roughly collapsing at her feet with a hint of concussion.
dca101 23
cant you take a joke 9?
BntyHntrSeattle 30
31- yes.
shesaywha 19
31, the irony of your comment is astounding.
rocker_chick105 31
31- look at 9's picture. Maybe that'll shed some light
BntyHntrSeattle 30
Hey!! What's wrong with my picture?? :P
Krystal3408 32
Lol punny very punny
Tommiix 15
Smooth.
mn_shr 22
OP's sincere. That kind of sincerity is lacking in most people today. I think what he did was sweet and I'd call a guy like that any day.
hashshim 23
*faints* call me? :)
AGB10 19
Looks stunning but has BO? ;)
AGB10 19
Get the humour OP :)
jojimugo 20
Awww..She left you breathless
PuggieKid 22
And weak
Smoxxii 17
#97 In the knees, that is...
scotty910 9
...and then you woke up at the hospital with her at your side :)