Broke
Today, school tuition has taken up so much of my paycheck that the only thing I had to eat for dinner was applesauce. FML
Today, school tuition has taken up so much of my paycheck that the only thing I had to eat for dinner was applesauce. FML
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Today, I had to spend all of my money on textbooks even though my refrigerator is empty. Starving and frustrated, I called home to ask for money for groceries. My mom told me I could afford to skip a few meals. FML
Today, after months of living on five dollars a day for food in college, I found out my parents bought me an expensive meal plan and forgot to mention it. FML
Today, I found out my school's financial aid had a "misunderstanding" of my finances, I can no longer afford to pay half of my bills or pay for Christmas. FML
Today, I graduated from college and my parents gave me an apple. Not the computer, the fruit. FML
Today, for breakfast, I made a butter sandwich. I'm that broke. FML
Today, we have nearly no food in the house. My husband went shopping with the kids and returned with a sack of tomatoes. Time to make lunch. FML
Today, I left for college. I spent hundreds of dollars on clothes, bedding and other things. After packing my entire closet and everything else I needed, I left only to have to head back home. My dad forgot to pay the first semesters tuition. He said "Oh well, you would have failed out anyway." FML
Today, after it appeared my daughter was throwing away any vegetables in her school lunch, I packed her all vegetables so she would have to eat at least one. Nope! She threw them out and complained to school that "mommy doesn't feed" her. I got a call from the school. FML
Today, I’m so hungry. My parents only get food for my sister and I’ve been surviving on cheese sticks for the past week. I only have one left. I don’t get paid until next week. I’m so scared I’m gonna faint at the wheel instead of at home, where I’m usually able to sit down and get some water before I do. FML
Today, after being robbed last week, I had no money to go to the store for food. Instead, my dinner consisted of two Tums chewables in tropical fruit flavors. After not eating all day, I thought they actually tasted pretty good. FML
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Top comments
TheFirstSamurai 18
You need to increase your sauce of income somehow.
Pelreskovich 11
Garnish your Ramen noodles with it. Ramen is ******* delicious. Years of food for pocket change!
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Comments (229)
talon87 1
I say that you are doing better than most
radioedit 7
It gets better after college, trust me. Keep on keepin on.
Invierno 10
Just wait until you can't afford anything but ketchup soup made from the stolen packets snatched at fast food joints. :P In all seriousness, college poorness sucks. And once you're in the real world, well, it doesn't get much better these days. But hey, at least you'll have a nice diploma and few ounces of knowledge to share. Good luck!
jesspie 8
apple sauce is nice - at least the stuff we have in the uk is... or i'm just weird. either way, it could be worse OP, it could be ketchup.
zebrapattern 6
so many people spend money they don't have, though, I think it's commendable that however unfortunate, you live within your means as to not put yourself into debt.
calivianya 29
That sounds familiar! It will get better eventually. Really.
QOD 0
I know how you feel for months I'd get happy seeing a penny on the ground to collect a new dinner. College life is hard. >.
cek31076 1
Oh we've all been there.
cjmom 2
I have less to eat than that once I feed my daughter. And I graduated college 6 years ago. I feel your pain.
FadedMemories94 4
Now would be a good time for a diet :D