Anonymous
United States
Broke
Today, school tuition has taken up so much of my paycheck that the only thing I had to eat for dinner was applesauce. FML
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Anonymous
United States
Today, I had to spend all of my money on textbooks even though my refrigerator is empty. Starving and frustrated, I called home to ask for money for groceries. My mom told me I could afford to skip a few meals. FML
malnourishedstudent
Palm Coast, United States
Today, after months of living on five dollars a day for food in college, I found out my parents bought me an expensive meal plan and forgot to mention it. FML
Geezum Crow
Today, I found out my school's financial aid had a "misunderstanding" of my finances, I can no longer afford to pay half of my bills or pay for Christmas. FML
anon
United States
Today, I graduated from college and my parents gave me an apple. Not the computer, the fruit. FML
FoodNeeded
Moscow, Russian Federation
Today, for breakfast, I made a butter sandwich. I'm that broke. FML
Luisa
Lunch Special
Today, we have nearly no food in the house. My husband went shopping with the kids and returned with a sack of tomatoes. Time to make lunch. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I left for college. I spent hundreds of dollars on clothes, bedding and other things. After packing my entire closet and everything else I needed, I left only to have to head back home. My dad forgot to pay the first semesters tuition. He said "Oh well, you would have failed out anyway." FML
mom
Today, after it appeared my daughter was throwing away any vegetables in her school lunch, I packed her all vegetables so she would have to eat at least one. Nope! She threw them out and complained to school that "mommy doesn't feed" her. I got a call from the school. FML
Anonymous
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Today, I’m so hungry. My parents only get food for my sister and I’ve been surviving on cheese sticks for the past week. I only have one left. I don’t get paid until next week. I’m so scared I’m gonna faint at the wheel instead of at home, where I’m usually able to sit down and get some water before I do. FML
Broke as hell
Hangry
Today, after being robbed last week, I had no money to go to the store for food. Instead, my dinner consisted of two Tums chewables in tropical fruit flavors. After not eating all day, I thought they actually tasted pretty good. FML
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TheFirstSamurai 18
You need to increase your sauce of income somehow.
Pelreskovich 11
Garnish your Ramen noodles with it. Ramen is ******* delicious. Years of food for pocket change!
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Comments (229)
EmilyStrauch 8
At least it's not ramen.
sonypcg 9
My tuition fee almost emptied my parents bank account,which made me felt like an whole asshole
yesyesnonono 10
Gotta love government help or lack thereof!
onanymouse 1
The trick is to stock up on ramen before tuition is due.
Bacontree 14
Why are you complaining? Apple sauce!
cooLING 0
I feel your pain right now as we speak...
RuskiManBearPig 4
How the hell did this go from applesauce to a debate about the morals of stripping?
FightingOkra 1
Next time when deciding on a college consider things like cost, meal plans, and living in the dorms. I eat in our cafeteria every day, live in the dorm, and after scholarships, I paid less than 2,000 for the semester. Yay for division 2 schools!
livvie1999 0
YUMMY!!!!!!!!!
emozer0 0
Aww, I feel bad for ya.....