Anonymous
United States
Broke
Today, school tuition has taken up so much of my paycheck that the only thing I had to eat for dinner was applesauce. FML
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Anonymous
United States
Today, I had to spend all of my money on textbooks even though my refrigerator is empty. Starving and frustrated, I called home to ask for money for groceries. My mom told me I could afford to skip a few meals. FML
malnourishedstudent
Palm Coast, United States
Today, after months of living on five dollars a day for food in college, I found out my parents bought me an expensive meal plan and forgot to mention it. FML
Geezum Crow
Today, I found out my school's financial aid had a "misunderstanding" of my finances, I can no longer afford to pay half of my bills or pay for Christmas. FML
anon
United States
Today, I graduated from college and my parents gave me an apple. Not the computer, the fruit. FML
FoodNeeded
Moscow, Russian Federation
Today, for breakfast, I made a butter sandwich. I'm that broke. FML
Luisa
Lunch Special
Today, we have nearly no food in the house. My husband went shopping with the kids and returned with a sack of tomatoes. Time to make lunch. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I left for college. I spent hundreds of dollars on clothes, bedding and other things. After packing my entire closet and everything else I needed, I left only to have to head back home. My dad forgot to pay the first semesters tuition. He said "Oh well, you would have failed out anyway." FML
mom
Today, after it appeared my daughter was throwing away any vegetables in her school lunch, I packed her all vegetables so she would have to eat at least one. Nope! She threw them out and complained to school that "mommy doesn't feed" her. I got a call from the school. FML
Anonymous
YouTube family channels be like
Today, I’m so hungry. My parents only get food for my sister and I’ve been surviving on cheese sticks for the past week. I only have one left. I don’t get paid until next week. I’m so scared I’m gonna faint at the wheel instead of at home, where I’m usually able to sit down and get some water before I do. FML
Broke as hell
Hangry
Today, after being robbed last week, I had no money to go to the store for food. Instead, my dinner consisted of two Tums chewables in tropical fruit flavors. After not eating all day, I thought they actually tasted pretty good. FML
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TheFirstSamurai 18
You need to increase your sauce of income somehow.
Pelreskovich 11
Garnish your Ramen noodles with it. Ramen is ******* delicious. Years of food for pocket change!
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Burrito_2014 0
First world problems
bunnixbrutality 5
Well op just think. Theres fat people and smart people who buy raman, little chicken pot pies, sushie and other good cheap foods, like soup or basicly anything you can make on a stove.. Grilled chese sammic, tunna exc. So just buy the good stuff not fast food ;)
Professor59 2
"Theres fat people and smart people..." Which are you? You only misspelled "there's", "ramen", "sushi", "basically", "sandwich", "tuna" and "etc." And I wouldn't categorize sushi as cost-efficient.
stupdude3 8
its the internet just cuz u misspell shit doesn't mean ur dumb. allot of people who use bad grammer and spelling on the internet can actually speak and write coherently. And yes, I did write that sentance using horrible grammer for a reason.
ccaron1414 0
I had that problem...only cuz the only money I make is from tips, by people putting it in me bra
Professor59 2
Last I heard, college is optional. If you can't afford it, don't do it. Scholarships are nice, some say. Lots of jobs pay tuition for relevant courses. Community colleges exist. Online colleges exist. Financial aid exists.
stupdude3 8
1) Ever stop to think: maybe op is taking advantage of all of these things, and working her ass off at a job, and still doesn't have enough to live? 2) College isn't necessary, but it is immensely difficult to get good money if you aren't a skilled worker, and college and other post-secondary education provides vital training for higher-paying jobs.
banta98 5
I'd be happy I love applesauce
mistaj1990 5
Well damn....
abethehonest 4
:( I'm sorry mang
MissFits_fml 6
You can never go wrong with applesauce!
KalCounty 4
I feel ya. I had toast for lunch. And I was so hungry I actually really enjoyed it.
parkerwashere 6
How bout' them apples