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By Anonymous - 24/10/2011 09:47 - United States

Today, marks the fourth straight night that my girlfriend has screamed and cried in fear, scratching and kicking me in her sleep. The reason? I took her to see Paranormal Activity 3. FML

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By Nick - 22/05/2018 01:30

Today, my girlfriend and I went to see a horror movie. It ended up scaring her so badly that she refused to leave our bed all night long, even to pee. I have to clean the mattress now. FML

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By Ariel_Mariaa - 04/11/2011 23:25 - Canada

Today, I went to see the latest Paranormal Activity movie with my mother. We were terrified and held hands at one point. The person sitting behind us thought it would be hilarious to abruptly scream into my mother's ear. She reacted by flailing and driving her arm straight into my face. FML

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By Samantha - 30/10/2010 05:41 - United States

Today, I went to see Paranormal Activity 2 with my boyfriend. In hopes of him putting his arm around me or holding my hand, I told him that I was very scared and pretended to cry a little. He told me to be quiet because I was ruining the movie for him. Then he moved seats. FML

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By pussyface96 - 19/09/2012 09:27 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I asked a girl I like to the movies. Wanting her to lean on me and stay in my arms during the movie, I chose a horror film. I screamed like a pussy the whole time. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/07/2021 04:01

Today, after my girlfriend had a nightmare this morning, I stayed home because she has really bad anxiety issues. A couple of hours later, she's pissed because I said I would stay up, but I fell asleep. FML

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By xHoho - 26/11/2013 05:50 - United States - West Fargo

Today, I took my girlfriend to a scary movie, hoping I could comfort her at a scary part. Instead when a scary part came on, she reacted by throwing up all over my lap and the person in front of us. FML

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By so scared - 08/02/2014 17:13 - Canada - Barrie

Today, my mother thought it would be funny to sneak into my room at night and scream like a demon, after I'd explained to her how scared I was of The Exorcist movie I had just seen. She claims it wasn't her. FML

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Jump scare

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was watching a horror movie with my girlfriend. Suddenly, the killer jumped on screen. My girlfriend screamed. I pissed myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2023 16:00

Today, I was having a movie night with my significant other. I suggested a classic horror movie binge, and she agreed. However, as soon as the movie started, she fell asleep and started snoring louder than a chainsaw. It's hard to take scary movies seriously with the sounds of a chainsaw going on, I tell you. FML

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By happybidet - 31/10/2016 13:02 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend woke me with a surprise up on my birthday. Unfortunately, it was her screaming at the top of her lungs and punching me in the face because of a nightmare. FML

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Monday 24 October 2011 16:01

That "screaming in fear" and "kicking and scratching" is called being possesed. GET HER TO AN EXORCIST, NOW!!!!!

Iknoweverything 29

Monday 24 October 2011 16:00

I don't think hitting and scratching would do much good against a paranormal entity, but maybe that's just me.

Comments

Michael_Kelso 0

Monday 24 October 2011 18:36

Did anybody else not find those movies scary, but a little funny?

lissalove17 8

Monday 24 October 2011 22:30

I only saw the first one, and that movie was just annoying as hell. All the guy does the whole time is goof around, and all she does is yell "Micah!" in her stupid, high-pitched, whiny voice. It wasn't scary, I just wanted to punch that woman.

DropDeadBlaze 0

Monday 24 October 2011 18:50

Its really not that good. I mean yeah I jumped a few times and was amazed at some of the footage, but like none of the stuff that was in the previews was in the movie.

millerlite64 0

Monday 24 October 2011 19:03

Don't mess with Toby

Homnomnom 0

Monday 24 October 2011 19:04

The movie isn't even scary. Is she a wuss or something? Tell her to toughen up.

KiddNYC1O 20

Monday 24 October 2011 19:13

Mikahhh!!!

THE_A_TEEN 27

Monday 24 October 2011 19:18

Oh my god, people. Some people are sensitive to those movies, calling people a wuss over the INTERNET isn't going to help.

destraa 1

Monday 24 October 2011 19:25

And to think, it doesn't lay a hand on the real thing. Pray you don't have to witness it with her around.

alxdakid 11

Monday 24 October 2011 19:46

maybe you should start filming this just in case...

catkat1988 17

Monday 24 October 2011 19:50

"Today, it's been four days since I had a proper nights sleep. Every night, I've had nightmares and woken up screaming, because my boyfriend took me to see Paranormal Activity 3. FML." Yeah, I'd probably say she's not having the time of her life, either. And for the record, I'd react the exact same way, I'm just sensitive to scary or violent stuff, and in general to bright, fast, or noisy things.