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By Anonymous - 24/10/2011 09:47 - United States

Today, marks the fourth straight night that my girlfriend has screamed and cried in fear, scratching and kicking me in her sleep. The reason? I took her to see Paranormal Activity 3. FML

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By Nick - 22/05/2018 01:30

Today, my girlfriend and I went to see a horror movie. It ended up scaring her so badly that she refused to leave our bed all night long, even to pee. I have to clean the mattress now. FML

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By Ariel_Mariaa - 04/11/2011 23:25 - Canada

Today, I went to see the latest Paranormal Activity movie with my mother. We were terrified and held hands at one point. The person sitting behind us thought it would be hilarious to abruptly scream into my mother's ear. She reacted by flailing and driving her arm straight into my face. FML

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By Samantha - 30/10/2010 05:41 - United States

Today, I went to see Paranormal Activity 2 with my boyfriend. In hopes of him putting his arm around me or holding my hand, I told him that I was very scared and pretended to cry a little. He told me to be quiet because I was ruining the movie for him. Then he moved seats. FML

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By pussyface96 - 19/09/2012 09:27 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I asked a girl I like to the movies. Wanting her to lean on me and stay in my arms during the movie, I chose a horror film. I screamed like a pussy the whole time. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/07/2021 04:01

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By xHoho - 26/11/2013 05:50 - United States - West Fargo

Today, I took my girlfriend to a scary movie, hoping I could comfort her at a scary part. Instead when a scary part came on, she reacted by throwing up all over my lap and the person in front of us. FML

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By so scared - 08/02/2014 17:13 - Canada - Barrie

Today, my mother thought it would be funny to sneak into my room at night and scream like a demon, after I'd explained to her how scared I was of The Exorcist movie I had just seen. She claims it wasn't her. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was watching a horror movie with my girlfriend. Suddenly, the killer jumped on screen. My girlfriend screamed. I pissed myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2023 16:00

Today, I was having a movie night with my significant other. I suggested a classic horror movie binge, and she agreed. However, as soon as the movie started, she fell asleep and started snoring louder than a chainsaw. It's hard to take scary movies seriously with the sounds of a chainsaw going on, I tell you. FML

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By happybidet - 31/10/2016 13:02 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend woke me with a surprise up on my birthday. Unfortunately, it was her screaming at the top of her lungs and punching me in the face because of a nightmare. FML

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Monday 24 October 2011 16:01

That "screaming in fear" and "kicking and scratching" is called being possesed. GET HER TO AN EXORCIST, NOW!!!!!

Iknoweverything 29

Monday 24 October 2011 16:00

I don't think hitting and scratching would do much good against a paranormal entity, but maybe that's just me.

Comments

nerdsgetmehot 22

Monday 24 October 2011 17:18

Some people don't handle scary movies as well as others. That movie is terrifying to some and ridiculously lame to others. The night after I saw the first Paranormal Activity, I was up until 4am. I was pretty freaked out for about a week afterwards, but I calmed down after that. Just wait it out...But maybe make her sleep on the couch in the meantime to avoid further injury. :P

ChelseaKW1391 0

Monday 24 October 2011 17:18

not your shining moment there buddy.

SnailJamsss 6

Monday 24 October 2011 17:41

That'll do it.

rattusrattus 18

Monday 24 October 2011 17:42

Four disturbed nights from a SEQUEL? Damn, your girlfriend's a wuss.

cmayo 3

Monday 24 October 2011 17:42

They released another one of those shitty movies?

emz89 0

Monday 24 October 2011 17:44

The first one scared me a little, so I slept with the lamp on! The second one wasn't as scary but the 3rd one looks really scary :/

purple_zebras_ 0

Monday 24 October 2011 22:13

its freaking territying the first one was good the second was s!?t the third one scared the crap outta me hardcore!!!

bigbadtim 7

Monday 24 October 2011 18:00

Maybe you need to exercise her.

Andr913 13

Monday 24 October 2011 18:10

It never said that she was fat.

JHandAC 4

Monday 24 October 2011 18:21

I saw it. I'm not a scary movie kinda girl, but I was like, "Okay, I saw the other 2. It can't be thaaaaat bad." I was wrong. I'd honestly be doing the exact same thing as your GF is, but when I'm awake I'd be prepared. Wanna know why? I watch Supernatural. I can deal with that shit if it came around. *lolz*

zombiekitten87 12

Tuesday 25 October 2011 8:17

That's because supernatural is chock full of handy knowledge on how to kill bad stuff :-P too bad last season sucked and this one is starting to suck also :(

Horrorfan 6

Monday 24 October 2011 18:22

Honestly, the movie didn't scare me. It gave me shivers but otherwise, the movie just gave me a good thrill ride. The movie was good except for the ending

SuperKnuckels 6

Monday 24 October 2011 18:29

those movies suck and arent even scary only reason ppl flip is cause its stupidly quiet the whole movie except parts that make you flinch. watch a real horror movie like The Thing (prequel) or even 1982 one.