By Anonymous - 24/10/2011 09:47 - United States

Today, marks the fourth straight night that my girlfriend has screamed and cried in fear, scratching and kicking me in her sleep. The reason? I took her to see Paranormal Activity 3. FML
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THE_A_TEEN 27

That "screaming in fear" and "kicking and scratching" is called being possesed. GET HER TO AN EXORCIST, NOW!!!!!

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Iknoweverything 29

I don't think hitting and scratching would do much good against a paranormal entity, but maybe that's just me.

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Red_Wing_Nut44 14

Imagine if you had shown her Human Centipede 2. Not only would you have to deal with kicking, but also vomiting.

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liverpool2 0

Was the movie good? Haha

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happychicka 0

Aww she was scared!! Poor her..

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terrask 11

Get a camera and record the whole thing. If she doesn't stop being a child or denies acting like one, show her.

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raindr0p23 0

ouch...least shes not wettin the bed or something. :/ gl man

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ArielTheMermaid 17

That movie sucked. It left so many gaps. I hope if there's a fourth that it's better.

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swearmonkey 0

well was it good?

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alival 12

I just watched the first I Dnt think I'll b able to sleep tonight

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