Nooooooo!

By Anonymous - 15/06/2009 11:23 - United States

Spicy
Today, I finally got a chance to try out my vibrator. I've never orgasmed before with a guy, so I thought there was no hope until my friend gave me the vibrator for my birthday. It was going amazing, better than sex. I was literally two seconds away from climaxing when the battery suddenly died. FML
I agree, your life sucks 78 300
You deserved it 15 013

Same thing different taste

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FBIWarning 0

jeeze how long were you at it for the battery to die?

next time: 1) set up webcam 2) post up movie 3) ???? 4) profit!

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My batteries are guaranteed not to die. ;)

JDsaltyfalls9 0

...get new batteries...and thts kinda hot

So buy more batteries and try again. :/ Seriously .... it's not like you only had one chance in your life to ****** and now you are ****** for life. As a side note, if you were literally two seconds away, you should have been able to tip over the edge with your fingers. It doesn't usually take much when you are beyond a certain point. Most women do not ****** from vaginal stimulation (which is all it sounds like you are getting from the sex you are having with guys). Clitoral is different, and if you research a little you should not need the vibrator to get yourself there, it's just a matter of location and finding a rhythm/combo that works for you. As others have mentioned, however, you *may* however, want to try finding a guy who actually gives enough of a shit about you to experiment with getting you off. He should WANT to find a way for you to enjoy sex as much as he does, and revel in giving you pleasure. Hell, my boyfriend won't stop until I ****** unless I expressly tell him it's not happening and to stop. He gets as much enjoyment from getting me off as I get, and vice versa. That's how it should be when you are with someone. If your boyfriend is only focusing on getting off himself, you need to find another guy. On another side note, handheld showerheads and bathtub faucets can teach a young lady many things. ;)

koji_fml 0

i'm surprised no one has offered to attempt to give you a good ****. haha. i might. lol

HAHAHAHAHAHA AT #34. wellllllll..... maybe you should hold the ***** in one hand and hold some batteries in the other? you know.. just incase

HELLO_KITTY904 0

R0FL DAYUM USE THE BATH TUB IT NEVER RUNS OUT UNLESS U DNT PAY THE WATER BILL

HELLO_KITTY904 0
danbogator 0

Maybe you should try those energizer lithium batteries. I hear nasa uses them, maybe then you'll get the blast off you've been waiting for!