Nooooooo!

By Anonymous - 15/06/2009 11:23 - United States

Spicy
Today, I finally got a chance to try out my vibrator. I've never orgasmed before with a guy, so I thought there was no hope until my friend gave me the vibrator for my birthday. It was going amazing, better than sex. I was literally two seconds away from climaxing when the battery suddenly died. FML
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FBIWarning 0

jeeze how long were you at it for the battery to die?

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Nev09 0

next time: 1) set up webcam 2) post up movie 3) ???? 4) profit!

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billybob171717 0

why did people not write it's ur fault? maybe if u had sex with a guy with a penis more than 4 inches long u could get somewhere instead of ******* ur dad

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victoria4161993 0

I'm completly fine with not using a vibrator or fingering my self I never have done either of those sex is just fine for me half of my contacts on my cell are guys I can call for sex any time I want but I don't. this is not an FML at all you will live

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sweeetooth 4

OMFG Ahahahah #275 #276 #277 very much enjoyed your conversation!!

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skate4life753 0

In soviet russia, vibrator plays with you!

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FUrlife95 0

Note how she said finally, I mean, the batteries have probably been sitting there in there for a long time and they slowly drain even while not in use. Right? Just an assumption

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chanicol 2

god I hate that, and when someone calls just when u don't wanna talk. my best friend is notorious for.

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Stoneyyay 5

ydi for not going with duracel lithium!

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