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By whatthefuck - 27/12/2015 23:22 - United States - Providence

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Today, I had a dream where I was having the best sex of my life. With Donald Trump. My boyfriend hasn't stopped laughing. FML
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Dave_Davington 33

Did he give you the small pleasure of a million orgasms?

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Fairyjoshy 13

Sorry, I have to side with your boyfriend here. That's pretty damn funny. But I also understand how it could be mortifying. Don't take it too seriously. Dreams are different from being drunk. Being drunk makes you really honest. Dreams on the other hand have no concern for honesty or lies, they're just random thoughts crashing together and your brain interpreting them in funny ways. Sometimes there's a pattern, and sometimes that pattern is just "You happened to see Donald Trump's picture for all of 0.1 seconds and had a little action with your boyfriend the day before."

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saffy66 34

YDI - for telling your boyfriend about it. He's not going to let you forget this, OP!

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Kittyphysics 21

your subconscious is a dick, op. it happens to all of us.

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Pootispencerhere 1

I'm gettin' YUUUUUUUGE! (But seriously, that sucks. I thought MY nightmares were bad!)

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russfml 31

It's the mop head isn't it? The chicks always love the mop heads lol

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LaurieJuspeczyk 7

Hey, OP here! I can't believe this made it to the website. And I don't know how to use this website and account yet. Anyways, I made this account to let you know this made my day (or not, my BF keeps cracking up laughing or imitates him every time he remembers it). So, I wasn't wasted, drunk, or whatever. I've been having heavy days at the place I work at. I'm a Graphic Designer and the CEO has been acting like a real dick to my team lately and telling us why The Donald would be such a "Great" President, so prolly that's where the ******-up dream originated from. It's already bad enough to have Trump in the TV and other media (why no one thinks about the children?).

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macbeth12 8

I literally recoiled away from my phone in disgust. I feel bad for you, op.

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