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By whatthefuck - 27/12/2015 23:22 - United States - Providence

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Today, I had a dream where I was having the best sex of my life. With Donald Trump. My boyfriend hasn't stopped laughing. FML
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Dave_Davington 33

Did he give you the small pleasure of a million orgasms?

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Fairyjoshy 13

Sorry, I have to side with your boyfriend here. That's pretty damn funny. But I also understand how it could be mortifying. Don't take it too seriously. Dreams are different from being drunk. Being drunk makes you really honest. Dreams on the other hand have no concern for honesty or lies, they're just random thoughts crashing together and your brain interpreting them in funny ways. Sometimes there's a pattern, and sometimes that pattern is just "You happened to see Donald Trump's picture for all of 0.1 seconds and had a little action with your boyfriend the day before."

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rpaul365 14

If it makes you feel any better, I recently stumbled on a **** parody called Donald Tramp. It is actually kinda worth the watch just for the jabs they make at him lol

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skyeyez9 24

I had a similar dream about Vladimir Putin.....and I am not even remotely attracted to him. Trump and Putin are both equally unattractive.

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embracingsilence 15

Why would you tell your boyfriend?

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TheLastCenturion 19

I don't know about your boyfriend, but I'd be a little concerned if my girlfriend was having sex dreams about someone that wasn't me.

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llamallover 2

Would you be concerned if you had a sex dream about anyone other than your girlfriend, or would you just think "that person was on my mind and the brain does weird things in dreams"?

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Mukzac 2

The dream must have been a joke as well. Did he give you the "i'm really rich" speech hahahahaha

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