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By whatthefuck - 27/12/2015 23:22 - United States - Providence

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Today, I had a dream where I was having the best sex of my life. With Donald Trump. My boyfriend hasn't stopped laughing. FML
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Dave_Davington 33

Did he give you the small pleasure of a million orgasms?

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Fairyjoshy 13

Sorry, I have to side with your boyfriend here. That's pretty damn funny. But I also understand how it could be mortifying. Don't take it too seriously. Dreams are different from being drunk. Being drunk makes you really honest. Dreams on the other hand have no concern for honesty or lies, they're just random thoughts crashing together and your brain interpreting them in funny ways. Sometimes there's a pattern, and sometimes that pattern is just "You happened to see Donald Trump's picture for all of 0.1 seconds and had a little action with your boyfriend the day before."

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gracehi 31

And I thought it was bad when I had a sex dream about Seth Rogen. Funny story, after I woke up I learned that "The Interview" was going to be released in select theaters so I took it as a sign to go see it. Why couldn't I have a sex dream about James Franco??? But thanks for sharing your dream about Donald Trump, OP. I was worried I wouldn't be able to fulfill my New Year's resolution to drop a few pounds, but now I've been put off breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

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schreibergx93 19

This just hurt my eyes, too much internet

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Badkarma4u 17

I can totally see that. His mouth never stops moving.

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AwkwardKarma 18

I bet he used money to cover his penis. Who needs condoms when you can throw away more money?

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nodai 13

So I guess you enjpy getting the shit beat out of you? (Him to his wife, brutal rape, it's public record)

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deathperado 0

Your bf seems to be a keeper if he has good humour about that kind of dreams

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Kristoffer 35

He's definitely out to **** the entire country. Starting with his own daughter.

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captainsmegma 12

Can we still count on your support on election day?

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