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By whatthefuck - 27/12/2015 23:22 - United States - Providence

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Today, I had a dream where I was having the best sex of my life. With Donald Trump. My boyfriend hasn't stopped laughing. FML
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Dave_Davington 33

Did he give you the small pleasure of a million orgasms?

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Fairyjoshy 13

Sorry, I have to side with your boyfriend here. That's pretty damn funny. But I also understand how it could be mortifying. Don't take it too seriously. Dreams are different from being drunk. Being drunk makes you really honest. Dreams on the other hand have no concern for honesty or lies, they're just random thoughts crashing together and your brain interpreting them in funny ways. Sometimes there's a pattern, and sometimes that pattern is just "You happened to see Donald Trump's picture for all of 0.1 seconds and had a little action with your boyfriend the day before."

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TheNewGuy03 28

...so, I'm guessing The Donald told you to combover to his place in your dream? This might be my favorite FML here.

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TheNewGuy03 28

90, that thing buzzing over your head? It was a joke.

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grabyourhooks 12

Your boy friend should be better in the sack if you dream of that

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swharley 19

Sounds like you enjoyed your visit to Trump's Tower, he hopes you'll "come" again. ;)

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corky1992 33

That's something I probably wouldn't have told my boyfriend about to save myself the embarrassment lol.

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PickleOfLife 4

So it turns out that a big trump is your ace in the hole?

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pasupathymuthu 16

Actually, your dream is pretty accurate. In fact, Marla Maples, one of Trump's ex-wives has publicly admitted that she had the best sex of her life with Trump. Former Penthouse model Sandra Taylor, who briefly dated Trump also admitted that Trump was great in bed. And remember, these ladies are not the girl next door types...they are all 10s. They must have seen it all in the dating and sex department. So this is for those guys making fun of trump here.

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the_real_dvd 21

You know, just because a woman is remarkably attractive, it doesn't mean they've "seen it all in the dating and sex department".

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Fairyjoshy 13

@19 There's this thing people do - it's called "lying to score favor with someone." And furthermore, wow. They're super attractive so they MUST get around? For once, it's 100% accurate to call you a misogynistic asshole :)

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ShirtlessWonder 17

How the **** is that misogynistic? It's not like he said it was because they're girls, and I'm pretty sure he would think exactly the same of an attractive man.

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lillemy 14

i think that's more a nightmare than a dream.

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AnimentalKayla 15

Did he give you a small loan of a million dollars afterwards?

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brandongreen1243 10

Tbh a loan like that is small in real estate and he paid it all back with interest within two years. everyone hating on trump needs to read crippled America. He's not as crazy as everyone thinks

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