Dirty talk

By Username - 24/02/2010 15:06

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Today, as I was in the middle of giving my boyfriend head, he looked at me and said "Eat that cockmeat sandwich." He seriously thought it was a turn on. FML
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sugarbabyxoxo 2

lmfao! Harold and Kumar quotes! ahahahah

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deathartisan 0

hahaha. fyl op. but he is a funny guy. you should find a better quote to pull on him if you make him go down on you

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RebeccaWvvv 0

It may not be a turn on but it is fkn funny haha XD

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blademaster23 0

that is a tufn on wtf's ur problem u never gave head befor or sean a porno!!

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perdix 29

It would have been really bad if he sang it to the tune of "Play That Funky Music" and added "white boy" at the end. That would have been worse. Sometimes dirty talk can backfire real badly. I was trying to eat this girl out and said, "Ew, this tastes like shit." And she said, "Your tongue is too long!"

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ScaryyMary 14

Can you do a sweet Gene Simmons impersonation? Perdix, you get more pimpin' every day! Edit: I also love how you're comment #69. Please tell me you planned that.

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perdix 29

Yeah, ScaryyMary, I can lick the tip of my nose! ;)

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perdix 29

Snick, you think the image was horrifying, imagine the taste, plus the ugliness of the break-up that took place 30 seconds later. Smary, 69th!! It's a helluva lot funner than FIRST, eh? ;)

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ScaryyMary 14

@snickerdoodles But why??? He has so many bitches to slap down, none can satisfy him? @perdix I'm Smary? Smary?!?! What is that? :O

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perdix 29

ScaryyMary, I just contracted the name to Smary for speed. Don't worry about snick; I'm just waiting to hear her expert opinion on the questions I posed above. You'd be amazed what my tongue can touch.

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perdix 29

Ok, Mary it is then. Did Smary make you think of smegma? What are your opinions to the questions I posed in comment #76?

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perdix 29

They have. Where do you think they got the idea for the 5 Dollar Foot Long?

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ScaryyMary 14

I currently cannot see the comment in question. Damn FML :P

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perdix 29

Just hit reload/refresh a few times. Maybe it'll come up. Nice pic, BTW.

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ScaryyMary 14

Thanks :) Oh, I found the question. And I have no idea how to answer.

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perdix 29

I think that is the appropriate answer for a 16-year-old. Of course, you wouldn't have been asked those questions if you hadn't been pontificating on the subject like an expert.

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ScaryyMary 14

Yeah, but according to her profile, I'm still older than snickerdoodles and you asked her the same question. And I was not pontificating. I was just being a little smartass teenager like I always am. You had to be a perv.

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ScaryyMary 14

Did I give you permission to call me Mary? That's MISS Mary to you, bitch! Just kidding ;D

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perdix 29

Oh, Mary, you're not the pontificating 16-year-old I was referring to. If your profiles are truthful, you'd both get me imprisoned for equally long sentences.;)

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ScaryyMary 14

Don't worry perdix, I won't turn you in. I can't speak for snickerdoodles though. And pendantic, yes, I'm damn scaryy. With two y's.

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Giorgio272 2

yeah that's right eat his Billy willy.

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crazyleggs 0

he didn't sat with extra mayo, so why you complaining?

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perdix 29

So, snick, what do you think an attractive thing for a guy to say while you are giving him head would be? I've had good luck with, "You look so pretty with my **** head poking out your cheek.". Was my partner just being polite, or is that really a turn-on?

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