Dirty talk

By Username - 24/02/2010 15:06

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Today, as I was in the middle of giving my boyfriend head, he looked at me and said "Eat that cockmeat sandwich." He seriously thought it was a turn on. FML
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sugarbabyxoxo 2

lmfao! Harold and Kumar quotes! ahahahah

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deathartisan 0

hahaha. fyl op. but he is a funny guy. you should find a better quote to pull on him if you make him go down on you

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royals08 0

I think it's hot you would be surprised how many girls would actually like that so don't speak for all women

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royals08 0

amen 52! you get what you get so be thankful

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XDNurse 0

aww snicks you look so pretty! and remember you don't have to be a man to like manwich... you don't have to be a witch either... it's true. (words of wisdom)

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Sekococo 0

put some hot sauce on it, and tell him you made a sandwich for him so go eat it your self.

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Jaylishaaa 0

that's nasty.. nuff said!

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Ebster911 0

I would have bit him as hard as possible.

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cmac86 23

that's what you were doing, so I don't see the problem here.

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Knightforev 0

if only you weren't a virgin someone might take your advice seriously.

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PedoBearSaysYES 0

you should have bitten into it like you would a sand witch. but he should know better. children like lollis better :D

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Squeezeit 0

talking dirty during sex *has* to be something both agree they like ahead of time... even if it is a movie quote. if a guy said that while I was blowing him the act would stop right there, unfinished, and his reaction would determine whether he got punched in the balls.

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