Dirty talk

By Username - 24/02/2010 15:06

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Today, as I was in the middle of giving my boyfriend head, he looked at me and said "Eat that cockmeat sandwich." He seriously thought it was a turn on. FML
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sugarbabyxoxo 2

lmfao! Harold and Kumar quotes! ahahahah

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deathartisan 0

hahaha. fyl op. but he is a funny guy. you should find a better quote to pull on him if you make him go down on you

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Erindub 0

Yeah bitch you take it and when hes done you'll lick up his cum off the floor and thank him for it ; )

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KaptainKupkake 1

That's... disgusting. What are you, a **** star? :D

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seeger33 0

Look, he wasn't serious, he was trying to be funny. Just tell him that he's no big bob. Maybe you should watch the same movies he does. Tell him it's time to pay the rent when he goes down on you.

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RedBaron 0

you know you love them "cockmeat sammiches". all women do

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ThatOneAdamKid24 0

hahahaha yessss Harold and kumar ftw! when he goes down on you tell him to munch that tuna carpet. I'm really not funny.

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thump_fml 0

I like dirty talk but it has to make sense. Sandwich?

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PsychoMerk 0

take a big bite and tear it up >:)

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papichulo1411 0

can you tear me up?

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