Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Today, I was working as a manager of the local movie theater. This six year old came in with no parents or anyone else. When I asked him where his parents were he looked at me and said, "Shut up white boy, I don't have to listen to your shit." I just got told by a six year old. FML

#958764
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56426) - you deserved it (6414)

On 04/13/2009 at 8:44pm - work - by brad3720 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Top comments

Ah, the youth of today.

Yep, we're screwed.

#5 - On 04/14/2009 at 4:42am by alex_vik

See in context

You can't blame a child beacuse of their parents ignorance. I don't blame white people whose parents taught them that black people are lazy, theives, welfare scammers etc. I take it upon the individual when they get to an age where their parents no longer rule their life, but before that, its not the childs fault. I was taught for many years (14) that the white man was the devil and all he wanted to do was lock you up in jail and deny you an education. I'm about to graduate from college, by way of scholarship and am dating a white dude. The only cure for racism is education.

#12 - On 04/14/2009 at 5:09am by Calaura9

See in context

Comments

Loading...

Top of the page

Comments are deactivated.



FML's blog

  • Zoé's Illustrated FML
  • Hey there, young whippersnappers. Yes, you, the youth. I’m talking to you, sitting at home, scratching your asses. Why aren’t you doing something more constructive with your lives? Stop watching that shit…

Friday 18 April 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: