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Today, I handed in an assignment in health class that had to calculate my BMI. Embarassed by my weight I put it 15 pounds less. I got the assignment back and lost credit for something. Circled in red pen on the top was you must put your "EXACT" weight. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32010) - you deserved it (12268)

On 02/20/2009 at 9:49pm - work - by ohh jeez. - United States (New Jersey)

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So? You cheated and got caught. #10: "He shouldn't be looking at anyone closely enough to know what they weigh, that's disgusting." Are you kidding? It doesn't take that long to estimate someone's weight, especially if you're a health teacher. You don't have to undress someone with your eyes or anything like that. Calm down.

#15 - On 02/21/2009 at 2:19pm by xolotl

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Damn! Ouch!

#1 - On 02/21/2009 at 8:21am by Koopa

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