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Today, I handed in an assignment in health class that had to calculate my BMI. Embarassed by my weight I put it 15 pounds less. I got the assignment back and lost credit for something. Circled in red pen on the top was you must put your "EXACT" weight. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30952) - you deserved it (11607)

On 02/20/2009 at 9:49pm - work - by ohh jeez. - United States (New Jersey)

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