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Today, I handed in an assignment in health class that had to calculate my BMI. Embarassed by my weight I put it 15 pounds less. I got the assignment back and lost credit for something. Circled in red pen on the top was you must put your "EXACT" weight. FML


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On 02/20/2009 at 9:49pm - work - by ohh jeez. - United States (New Jersey)

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Yeah, but he has no proof the student is lying unless he has already weighed him/her himself. When it comes to personal information, you can't just claim a student is lying.

#8 - On 02/21/2009 at 11:53am by Spinach

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So? You cheated and got caught. #10: "He shouldn't be looking at anyone closely enough to know what they weigh, that's disgusting." Are you kidding? It doesn't take that long to estimate someone's weight, especially if you're a health teacher. You don't have to undress someone with your eyes or anything like that. Calm down.

#15 - On 02/21/2009 at 2:19pm by xolotl

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