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Today, I was working, ripping siding off a house. I pulled off a sheet that was over my head. I got rained with what I thought was woodchips that was behind the siding. Turns out they were dead grasshoppers. Guess what I found in my bra after work. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22989) - you deserved it (2442)

On 03/18/2010 at 1:45am - work - by xUnluckyx - Canada (Alberta)

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those are happy grasshoppers

#1 - On 03/18/2010 at 7:07am by KenMcGormick

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that is disgusting. how did you not feel the dead lumps of grasshopper in your bra?

#4 - On 03/18/2010 at 7:09am by MidgetMonster

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