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Today, at work, I noticed a spider on a female co-worker's shirt. I gently brushed it off. She accused me of sexual harassment. FML

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the spider should be the one accused of sexual harassment

#3 - On 04/11/2009 at 7:32pm by Serial

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Nobody gives a damn if you're first. It makes you look like a jackass.

To OP - For future incidences, DO NOT TOUCH WOMEN NO MATTER WHERE. They will usually consider it sexual harassment. Just point it out and let them deal with it.

#6 - On 04/11/2009 at 7:33pm by Aflacduck

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