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Today, I was telling my sister about the stupid sorts of questions I get asked at work. She looked at me and said "I give you five years until you turn into a raging, chain-smoking corporate bitch." My mom agreed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18110) - you deserved it (3760)

On 03/12/2010 at 8:23pm - work - by ams (woman) - United States (Missouri)

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prove your mom and sis wrong, do it in 3 years

#10 - On 03/13/2010 at 3:17am by itz_towelie

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You think you get asked stupid questions? Try working at T-Mobile. I never realized how many idiots there are in our world until I got this job.

"Why mine phone ain't on? I gots to call my boyfran to tell him i know hims cheatin on me! Why mine phone ain't on??"

"You didn't pay your bill, ma'am."

"Didn't nobody done told me I had to pay no damn bill. So why mine phone ain't on??"

*mutes phone and sighs*

#54 - On 03/13/2010 at 4:10am by blankettt

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