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Today, I was telling my sister about the stupid sorts of questions I get asked at work. She looked at me and said "I give you five years until you turn into a raging, chain-smoking corporate bitch." My mom agreed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11947) - you deserved it (2576)

On 03/12/2010 at 8:23pm - work - by ams (woman) - United States (Missouri)

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