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Today, at work a really hot guy came up to me and asked "what are your hours?" Excited, I told him I get off at 4 but might be able to get out sooner. He started laughing and then said "I meant your store hours". He turned around and walked away, shaking his head and laughing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12714) - you deserved it (28565)

On 02/15/2010 at 9:29am - work - by Dumbdumb (woman) - United States (New York)

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hahaha aww, fail. poor you.

#1 - On 02/15/2010 at 2:05pm by Red_Bull_yay

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That guy is kind of a dick for laughing while walking away

#5 - On 02/15/2010 at 2:08pm by DakodaC

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