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Today, my boss came up to my desk to talk about a new project. He came up to my monitor so we can go to a website. My browser had frozen and I couldn't close it. The tabs I had open: Facebook, Gmail, Careerbuilder, Monster, and Resume Samples. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14792) - you deserved it (60677)

On 04/02/2009 at 4:16pm - work - by ex-employee (man) - United States (Illinois)

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At least it wasn't porn?

#4 - On 04/02/2009 at 8:32pm by Jcsati8

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PC: ctrl + alt + delete

Mac: Force Quit

#8 - On 04/02/2009 at 8:40pm by scribble87

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