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Today, as I worked the drive-through at Wendy's, the hottest girl from my math class pulled up to the window. As I handed her the drink, I asked her what she thought of our math test today. She screamed "How did you know I had a math test, you creep!", threw the drink at me, and drove off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (83309) - you deserved it (6402)

On 04/02/2009 at 1:09am - work - by olalala2382 (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Whoa, ouch.
When you're next in maths, ask her how she liked her meal/drink from Wendy's and watch her go red as she realises. ;)

#5 - On 04/02/2009 at 6:21am by Vykeera

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overreaction on her part, much?

#3 - On 04/02/2009 at 6:16am by hpnerd

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