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Today, as I worked the drive-through at Wendy's, the hottest girl from my math class pulled up to the window. As I handed her the drink, I asked her what she thought of our math test today. She screamed "How did you know I had a math test, you creep!", threw the drink at me, and drove off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (69698) - you deserved it (4421)

On 04/02/2009 at 1:09am - work - by olalala2382 (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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