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Today, I woke up from an amazing dream. I dreamt that I got a promotion at work and doubled my income, the dream was so great that I tried so hard not to wake up. When I did wake up it was 10 o'clock, two hours late for work I noticed I had a voicemail from my boss. I was fired for being late. FML
There's a wondrous, brilliant new invention called the "alarm clock". They are even integrating it into cell phones nowdays!
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Friday 17 October 2014