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Today, I woke up from an amazing dream. I dreamt that I got a promotion at work and doubled my income, the dream was so great that I tried so hard not to wake up. When I did wake up it was 10 o'clock, two hours late for work I noticed I had a voicemail from my boss. I was fired for being late. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7966) - you deserved it (17925)

On 12/29/2009 at 1:01am - work - by mylifesucks22 (man) - United States (Texas)

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