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Today, I was working at the Soup Kitchen handing out special christmas dinners to the homeless. At the end of the day I collected my things and went home. It was only then I discovered that my wallet, phone, pager and (for some reason) my glasses has been stolen. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25967) - you deserved it (4056)

On 12/25/2009 at 4:21pm - work - by calli (woman) - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

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this is exactly why i hate people. i don't care if you're homeless or not, i hate everyone. you take time out of your day to do something nice for someone and they spit right in your face. what is this fuckery?

#10 - On 12/25/2009 at 8:53pm by muffinsareyummy

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YDI for still having a pager

#6 - On 12/25/2009 at 8:40pm by negative_creep

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