Today, a mother & son were in my office. The kid wasn't feeling well and threw up. Mom covered his mouth with her hand, creating a vomit nozzle and covering me in puke. She yelled that I deserved to be sprayed on because I was not quick enough in getting a bucket for her son. FML
I agree, your life sucks (22268) - you totally deserved it (1055)
On 12/16/2009 at 3:43pm - work - by Andy (man) - United States (Florida)
(0)What a bitch. If he wasn't feeling well, she should have re-scheduled the appointment or hired a babysitter and left the kid at home.
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I don't know who the fuck you are, but thanks for thinking of my vagina. I know that had to be a strain on the gerbil in your head. Now go back to jerking off to The Jonas Brothers, mook.
(0)awwww. =.[(Mr. sadface has a beauty mark)
There are quite a few things wrong with your post.
The Jonas Brothers are gay, and I am not.
As far as I know, there is no gerbil in my head.
And, it was not a strain to think of your vagina, so.....you're welcome. ;-)
(-2)Adorable.
So, do you think Nick is the one who is really going to have the staying power?
That's totally what I see happening. I don't know why they keep putting the gay one up front.
(0)Well you started it lubby... Mercy just finished it... And exceptionally well in my opinion :)
#21 - On 12/16/2009 at 6:53pm by Starfire22
(-1)You're welcome. Thanks for stopping by. Come again the next time you're feeling like crapping on someone out of boredom. Maybe the next girl you make that remark to will cry.. take yer chances.
edit: Hi, Starfire :]
(+1)You know.. you caught me in a very pissy mood. I'm guessing this has been another mixup of the FML comments, one of the main reasons posting here is starting to become annoying. I commented as #2 and "nobody cares" led to this. I apologize if I hurt anyone's feelings due to a misunderstanding but, dude.. sand vagina? How in the fuck could that have possibly ended well for you? Again, sorry.O.o
(-1)Hello Mercy :) yes some people just have nothing better to do...
#24 - On 12/16/2009 at 7:07pm by Starfire22
(0)Beauty mark? Looks more like oral herpes to me. ;)
#26 - On 12/16/2009 at 7:12pm by myfriend_youfail
(0)Im sorry mercy, I only meant it as a joke. cmaaaaaaannnnn, you know sand + vagina = hilarious.
#26....you are a hooker. It is a beauty mark! Mr. Sadface does not sleep around. T_T
(0)But if it were a beauty mark, that would make you kinda effeminate (really only women call them that...men just call them moles), so I was going for the lesser of two insults, dear. :D
#30 - On 12/16/2009 at 7:25pm by myfriend_youfail
(0)It's okay, lubby. All is fair in... well, nothing is fair. *shrug*
I'm on a short fuse today. Sorry to bite so hard, but my teeth need filed. You offered your neck, you see.. *hugs*
(-1)Actually, it does look like Mercy started it with that piss off horsefucker comment. WTF was that all about.
(-1)Haha... it does look like that now, doesn't it? FML is starting to become like the 'Price is Right' - pick a curtain. That is not what it said before. It looked like some dude with 'horse' in his sn was telling me what for and so the chain reaction started. LOL Disappearing comments.. switching around. I do believe we are the lab rats for an elaborate experiment. Diabolik!
Next up: "Fuck You, Penguin!"
(-1)Mercy was telling arabianhorse1234 to piss off and called him a horseFucker as a play on arabian's nick... And lubby started in on mercy, which is why I was saying that lubby started it, mercy finished it... Do you get it now?!
#37 - On 12/16/2009 at 8:04pm by Starfire22
(0)I was just making a joke because of mercy's comment.
I did not intend on starting anything, or did I?!?!?! MWhahahahaha *coughs*
(0)I can be whatever you want me to be babeh.
lol no i'm kidding.
I am a male, that is not gay.
I started the beauty mark thing when i would type out boobs on combat arms.
( o )Y( o. ) (I like boobs with beauty marks or prevalent bloo veins, but that was tmi. lol)
(-1)Nice tits, lubby :D
The server switch-up thing makes me not ever want to be in the first 20 or so posts.. they switch around and what you're commenting on isn't what shows up once it stabilizes.
Hence, you are left holding your proverbial dick.
I'm not sure which version you were in, but I say err on the side of being chill.
Now. I would like to take this moment to inform the people thumbing me down:
MMMhhhmmm. Yeah, do it like that. You know what I like.. yeah, be a hero. =8
(0)lubby, you should know better than to argue with a chick while she's on her happy days. Shame on you.
(0)Love the sand in Vajayjay reference! I use this...And honestly I would've slapped the bitch and said get the fuck out of my office. No compassion for dumb ass bitch Moms! Theres too many of them that try to get away with this shit. I don't care if "Wah, I'm a Mom and it's hard"....don't have kids! We don't need more assholes.
(-1)well, duh, you know you should have buckets handy for when people bring in their upchucking chitlens! im sure it was your fault the kid in the first place, huh? :p fyl.
(0)I'm going to be nice and say that the mom was having a bad day...I'm hoping. But FYL for having vomit spewed on you. Did you get to change clothes at least?
#8 - On 12/16/2009 at 6:00pm by Treehugger
(0)What kind of office do you work in?
I'm guessing it's not a place where they keep buckets in case people start throwing up...
(0)I'd puke all the time if I was a little kid who had a crazy bitch like that for a mother.
#14 - On 12/16/2009 at 6:27pm by FerrariCake
(0)In my opinion, that was an inappropriate move on the mothers behalf. If the child knew he was gonna get sick he should have at least got up and tried to run to the washroom. I also agree with one of the other comments made, the mother could have made him stay home if he was sick and get a babysitter. This was not your fault unless you knew he was sick from the beginning which you didn't? As a principal, how did you deal with the situation in a professional manner without getting angry?? If I may ask...
(0)Lol, it's actually Creosote.
cre·o·sote (krē'ə-sōt')
n.
A colorless to yellowish oily liquid containing phenols and creosols, obtained by the destructive distillation of wood tar, especially from the wood of a beech, and formerly used as an expectorant in treating chronic bronchitis.
A yellowish to greenish-brown oily liquid containing phenols and creosols, obtained from coal tar and used as a wood preservative and disinfectant. It can cause severe neurological disturbances if inhaled in strong concentrations.
(0)Hahah, that mental image just made my.... Evening?
#40 - On 12/16/2009 at 8:16pm by I_have_no_life99
(0)why the hell didn't she try and grab the bucket, and why didn't she try and aim the vomit away from you? bah....
#41 - On 12/16/2009 at 8:21pm by MrFizzleWizzle
(+1)She was probably embarrased and yelled at you, some people are really retarded that way, she truly is a B****
(0)Vomit nozzle... Never thought to put those two together.
#48 - On 12/16/2009 at 11:38pm by CallMeHush
(0)No one deserves to get puked on. Ever. And, since she intentionally got the vomit on you, there are actually charges you can file. So think about it. :-)
(0)My god, it's not like you did anything wrong.
I'll just think that even the mom didn't know the kid was gonna throw up and that little kids don't have the habit of going to the bathroom when they're about to.....but still. Her saying that to you was uncalled for.
(0)Why cant people leave their brats at home when theyre sick?? I am so sick of that, they haul them out when they're puking then bawl when people don't accomodate...well fucking leave the kid at home and stop spreading their shit around
#62 - On 12/17/2009 at 9:22pm by Sprinter136
(0)Oh lordy. That is why it sucks to work in the service sector; thousands of shit for brains people and their equally unfortunate spawn.
#63 - On 12/18/2009 at 2:20pm by CanadianQueer
(0)Ouch, well I guess some people are too proud to apologize for anything... Those people need help...
(0)totally agree with another poster you should have pissed on her screaming GET ME A TOILET and then try to get her child in to care - i feel sorry for the kid
