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Today, a mother and son were in my office. The kid wasn't feeling well and threw up. Mom covered his mouth with her hand, creating a vomit nozzle and covering me in puke. She yelled that I deserved to be sprayed on because I was not quick enough in getting a bucket for her son. FML

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On 12/16/2009 at 3:43pm - work - by Andy (man) - United States (Florida)

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What a bitch. If he wasn't feeling well, she should have re-scheduled the appointment or hired a babysitter and left the kid at home.

#1 - On 12/16/2009 at 5:38pm by AGGoddess

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SOCCERMOMS ARE WHY THE WORLD SUCKS

#19 - On 12/16/2009 at 6:44pm by Rellich

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