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Today, while I was waiting for an interview, I picked at a something I felt on my chin thinking that it was just some food. I had a good interview. Then I got into my car and looked in the mirror, and saw that I had blood smeared all over my chin. Turns out I had picked a zit. No one told me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17334) - you deserved it (4278)

On 12/05/2009 at 8:24pm - work - by bleeding (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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Maybe they thought the blood meant you were a vampire, and that you had just fed on the blood of a virgin. They must have been so terrified of you that nobody had the guts to say anything.

#3 - On 12/06/2009 at 4:04am by glorbnakcs

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I rarely tell people they got something on their face. Why ruin the surprise?

#4 - On 12/06/2009 at 4:06am by NorfolkDude

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