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Today, while on the phone with a client at work, I was planning on saying either "Yeah." or "Uh-huh." Without thinking, I combined the two and ended up saying "Yee-hah," like a cowboy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8882) - you deserved it (22499)

On 12/01/2009 at 12:25pm - work - by Jen (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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Where's the "Who freaking cares?" button?

#2 - On 12/01/2009 at 2:06pm by jonny2x4

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Sorry, a couple months ago, some guy tried to tell a girl either "I'm good" or "I'm OK," but he got tongue-tied and blended them together and said, "I'm gay."

Much worse than your screw-up, cowboy.

#25 - On 12/01/2009 at 3:02pm by perdix

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