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Today, for the third time this week, my boss made me switch desks. Each new desk is closer to the door than the last one. I think he's trying to tell me something. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22399) - you deserved it (1708)

On 11/27/2009 at 2:51pm - work - by Fmyoffice (man) - United Kingdom (Lincolnshire)

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Maybe hes trying to tell you that you are fat and is shortening the distance you have to walk?

#1 - On 11/27/2009 at 4:55pm by SomeonethingStup

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It could be coincidence, no need to jump the gun... lol... Like posting this is fine, but i wouldn't confront him or anything, that could end badly... lol...

#6 - On 11/27/2009 at 5:00pm by jchansfan

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